Me: *checks water to see if it's boiling*
Water: Me: *looks away for 2 seconds*
Water: *boils over and spills out of pot creating a mess on the stove*
Me: Me: Me: Me: Fuck.
if you’re making out with someone and you part and there’s a fuckin’ strand of saliva connecting your mouths like in so much anime fanart/porn I feel really fucking sorry for you